Top 10 Signs That You’re a Bedsharing Parent; 1: You hope for the day when you can sleep alone. No baby, no partner, no Sophie the Giraffe; alone. And when that blissful night finally arrives, you end up staring at the ceiling until morning. The fancy hotel bed is nice, but what’s rest without the threat of rolling into baby puke? 2: You’ve referred to your toddler as the “Mini Radiator” and have used their body heat to warm you on more than one occasion. Go ahead and judge me, but on a winter night there’s nothing better, or cheaper, than warm baby snuggles. 3: You are constantly reaching out to catch a child who isn’t even moving, let alone rolling off the bed. When your hyper awareness leads to a catch though, you high five your own super human abilities. 4: Your mattress is directly on the floor. Box spring and/or fancy bed frame are in storage somewhere. And you don’t care since more often than not you’re the one falling off the bed. 5: When you wake up first you don’t even...